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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My field recorder! Chilling after band practice right now, and being able to clearly listen back to my jams has been invaluable in progressing my musicianship.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The toilet. Lost count of the number of times this has saved me from getting dysentery or something and it's so convenient when it just pushes the shit away from my house and I never have to see or smell it again. I almost feel bad that I repay it for all its done by repeatedly shitting in it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I was going to say the paper but you're absolutely right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

ice machine. gets hot out on the shop floor even with fans going

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not me, that's for damned sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same! Mine's smart, entertaining, manages my social life, probably contributes more to society than I ever will and on top of that, for reasons that still escape explanation, actually wants to have sex with me which is probably the only reason I never turned into an incel. She is easily the best thing in this house, myself included.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Right there with you. She’s amazing. Plans all our trips. Organizes the kids. Lets me do the things I do best. Perfect travel buddy. To wives!🍻

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The answer is electricity. It's so useful, we take it for granted. Your phones, computers and laptops are not useful if you can't power them.

I'll give the people on the dunny their due: toilet paper is still useful in a room without electricity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

gotta be either the tiny computer i'm typing this on, or the large, sturdy, wooden stick in the corner. if i had to pick to keep just one though, it'd be the phone. a sturdy stick has a million and one uses, but it's also fairly easily replaceable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A fridge and dishwasher! Food safety is such a huge contribution to our health

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I used to have a bottle of water but I drank it, so... bed?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Outside of my brain and body?

Probably my mobile phone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My brain, second is my body, third is my laptop

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My pc but that's too easy so I choose my bed as the very next thing. Good comfortable sleep is important.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Towel warmer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

For almost everyone it's gonna be the phone we're reading this on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The manager likely thinks it’s him, but it’s actually all the workers that do the work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Most useful? Without a doubt, my laptop. The amount of things that can be done with a modern computer is pretty stunning, and a portable one is arguably more useful.

Other than that, maybe my car keys because the amount of things you can do with a car is stunning, but you need the keys to start it, and the car isn't in this room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I’m in the ER. Probably the doctor standing directly in front of me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Same, might say the keys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Air. Can’t go more than a minute or two without it, and there’s enough to share!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Laptop probably. Linux, tmux, i3, vim, GCC, GDB, Pdb, gplaces, links2, curl, wget, netcat, awk, sed... what more could be needed for happiness?

Idunno, but it's preloaded with shittons of tools I don't even know the use of yet (thanks kali). Excluding that probably my lensatic compass. It's nice, quite cheap and not magnetically dampened but it does the job.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Pumpkin spice old fashioned. With real pumpkin puree!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Me? Unless I’m excluded, then the laptop. Although the room itself is pretty useful, but I don’t think I consider it β€œin the room”.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

A fucking pistol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Home server.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A 5gal jug full of water. (I don't have AC and it's 32C/90F inside)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Consume salt! Water on its own isn't great for hydrating when you're continously sweating, Gatorade exists for a reason (to supplement the nutrients lost to sweating, not just the water)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No worries. Gone through 2.5kg(~9lbs) of Gatorade powder, just this summer. LiquidIV got way too expensive after the first box.

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