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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I haven't been this frustrated in ages. You know whatever the reference was, he got it completely wrong.

"Sydney is so crazy, it's like when Mr. Spock got his liver stolen by Cardassians!"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

He did the Vulcan salute but with his arm fully outstretched at a 45 degree angle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What does footnote 224 say?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What are the dark mode tags?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Black highliter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Right, but is there a rhyme or reason for the codes? Specifically the literal part?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They might just be an anonymization thing. Abstracting the names into codenames/shorthands might make easier to understand "who"'s doing what without revealing any names.

At least, that's what I would infer is the purpose based on what I was reading there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I thought so, but the first phrase makes no sense:

And Alice that Bob had eviscerated …

So it’s gotta be something else they are reacting as well and not just names. What makes it more confusing is that Alice and Bob above are both P## tags.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think they have a key for such things at the beginning, but I am not a lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'm going out on a limp and just assuming that he accidentally quoted Quark or the rules of acquisition. And because he said something so random, baseless, and/or sexist there was an assumption that he was quoting trek on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's probably a Pakled quote, trying to appeal to his base.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We look for fake electors to make the MAGA go.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He is smart! The smartest! Everyone says that he is the smartest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"look at his hat!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I hate Sidney. She's coarse and rough and irritating, and she gets everywhere."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

All of y'all are wrong. He screeched "FEmAleS" like a Ferengi.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have no doubt it was "Resistance is futile."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ya, but you just know that he pronounced 'futile' with a silent "I" sound, instead of ī like you're supposed to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I can't tell if people are saying 'futile' or 'feudal'.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Resistance is feudal? Sounds like a peasent uprising.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I imagine that's what he says to any woman he's alone in a room with.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The only thing Trump probably remembers that's Star Trek themed is "Beam me up Scotty", which he probably said instead of calling her a space cadet. His generation thinks space is a fantasy land of rocks and nerds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He went to military school, Ensign Ricky is a pretty common reference to being both unknown and totally expendable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fred Trump and his generation used military school as a way to reform shithead kids before they turned 18. Doesn't seem to have had much impact on Don so Ensign Ricky may not have stuck. Besides, he was talking about Sidney Powell, and gender is important to him, so he may have avoided the comparison because of the misgendering.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Honestly I think he's just an asshole, but not a particularly nuanced or articulate asshole.

He's literally Reagan, they even reused that dumb fucking slogan and probably the same puppet string on his bad days.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I bet this was it. James Trafficant was a congressman who used to end his speeches by saying "Beam me up" which I understand was a way to say "this shit is crazy / out of this world"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'd say Trump was the right age for the demographics when Star Trek TOS aired. He would have been 20.

It's just that he would have no interest in a socialist utopia full of diversity and equality, including (mostly, it was the 60s) gender equality and where you talk things out first rather than come in guns blazing.

He's against all of that.

And he probably wouldn't be able to take it when Kirk got the pretty girl and he didn't because TV is reality to him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are plenty of “anti-woke” Trekkies these days, so I’d say cognitive dissonance ran rampant back then too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That probably shouldn't seem as weird to me as it does but I swear, 50% of the more vocal population of star trek online are far right folks.

I mean, people miss the point of fight club too, but that's only two hours long...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Should not surprise at all. Just look at right wing christians.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

He saw TOS as a warning of the future!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are we sure he wasn't just fumbling with buttons on the phone, making a series of beeps that they thought was a reference to Pike in The Menagerie?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Should we lie and say the election was stolen, sir?"

"He says yes."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Beep beep.

"Double yes!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Surely he said "I'm sorry, " which is a clear reference to the episode Measure Of A Man during the moment where Riker had to forcibly disable his friend while removing his forearm.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking maybe he was quoting Garth of Izar, who said, "silence! The chatter of inferior weaklings wearies me." He may have also quoted Garth and said, "you're the only woman on this planet, you stupid cow!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a fair assumption. Though he may have quoted The Gorn by staring menacingly with an open mouth and lumbering towards an opponent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be. He did that before.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're all going to assume that this guy actually made a coherent, relevant, intelligent or even sensible comment that had anything anywhere remotely related to Star Trek?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course not. That's exactly why I want to know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's more upsetting, if he used it as an insult, or if he made an insightful and knowledgeable reference?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When has he ever said anything insightful?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When he called DeSantis Meatball Ron. It's true. He's a meatball.

I couldn't explain it, but it's a fact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Okay okay, but broken clocks and all...

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're eating the tribbles, they're eating the Alpha 177 Canines.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They protein resequenced Porthos, they protein resequenced Spot, they’re protein resequencing the non-sentient beings aboard the ship!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

What I won't do is take in two hundred thousand Bajorans who could be Maquis... I have been watching this migration. And I see the people. I mean, they're men. They're mostly men, and they're strong men. These are physically young, strong men. They look like prime-time soldiers. Now it's probably not true, but where are the women?... So, you ask two things. Number one, why aren't they fighting for their world? And number two, I don't want these people coming over here.

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