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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This translation is off. The Dutch translation is too nice compared to what the English is trying to convey.

Translating it back it would mean "Hit me dad"

A more literal Dutch translation of the first sentence would be "Geef me kletsen pappie"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sla mij, vader.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Oh man, that's so much more serious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The more you know lol

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We all know Dutch isn't real, it's a prank played by the Dutch people on the rest of the world.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I prefer to learn languages actually used by nations worldwide, like Klingon or toki pona

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's so obvious too that it's a fake language because they all speak English.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We will still give you forms in our made up language. It's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

All languages are made up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Are you kidding. I love this!
Every time I see a dutch sentence I got a bigger and bigger feeling that it is the german language with the poetry of a romance one. chef's kiss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Füdlitätsch.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago
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