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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I use:

DuckDuckGo
Neovim
~~rusty~~ dusty IdeaPad
~~Arch~~ NixOS btw

I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

Am I also a psychopath?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Normalise living your best life.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If it was man pages then they were likely scripting not coding. 🤷‍♀️

Edit: Obligatory "Actchuuuallllyyy*"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Actually”… man pages also include information about the standard Unix C functions.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is psychopatl an Aztec insult I don't know about?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Someone cropped the last line? What a sociopatl

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

(For any nerd wondering, the name of the language is Nahuatl but I guess Aztec language is more recognizable for the sake of the joke lol)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Type of dinosaur I believe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It cut off the h.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

IKR, WTF reads manpages. probably boils rabbits in their spare time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

The true psychopaths are those sweating about which tools other people use

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

This is psycopathy?

Having actual competence in one's field?

Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

EDIT:

Welp, I'm sure thats a good sign, lol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

hyprland

what?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wayland based tiling compositor

https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think he means HyperTerminal. It was the predecessor to Putty basically for serial connections.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, he meant what he wrote: hyprland

Edit: https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But how do you remember the syntax???

/sarcasm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's that / mean?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Tone indicators, check internet usage section. Hope this helps!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I think he's searching for sarcasm, no?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure it's gonna be the stake

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