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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

My cycle goes : think think think, draw, think, draw, think, write code for a day or 3.

I use an ide or a text editor. never use that other stuff.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

No future. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yesterday I spent about 2 hours trying to get ChatGPT to walk me through the install process of putting Arch on a 2011 MacBook Air. It just wouldn’t work and the further along we got the harder it seemed and I really thought that using AI was necessary. I finally gave up and read the Arch Wiki and had it installed in under 45 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

That tracks. The AI push is extraordinarily premature. It makes sense that capitalist idiots see mass layoffs as improvement, but rational people do not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I tried reading the gadget bridge instructions for my watch. Could not get a straight answer on getting the authorization key (I'm a noob), wasted 2 hr. o3 gave me perfect instructions that got it done in 20 minutes. Ya win some ya lose some.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah. It is really good at some things and bad at other things. I used to have a good sense for it but the arch install threw me off.

I find it’s good at giving regex commands from natural language and vise versa. It’s really helped me get a grip on that aspect of learning (neo)vim.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

imagine programming on an electric computer. i exclusively generate punch cards for crank operated adding machines

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Raw dogging development

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Oh, many many of them.

Sometimes text-mode, sometimes fundamental-mode, sometimes picture-mode, tex-mode, ess-mode...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This indecent has been reported

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Your disk quota shall be reduced by 100MB before redirecting you to ed

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

That's impossible. He would be too busy telling everyone that he uses Arch to get any work done.

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