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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Enjoy your car for three more days.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Invalid. This absolute fool forgot to put his signature in blood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I wish more sovcits believed that signatures were only valid if signed in blood. At least that would add a touch of creativity to their batshit beliefs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I don’t get it. What are they trying to achieve here? I sadly don’t speak fluent Nutjob.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They believe every american at birth is given a secret bank account tied to their social security number worth millions of dollars and this is how you "authorize" someone to draw funds from that account. It gets even better when you ask why would the government create secret bank accounts for people: it's because the government sells babies to cover its debts since they ran out of gold.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why don't they just withdraw the funds from their own account 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only corporations can deal with the corporation that is the US government.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So for the cost of incorporation they could have access to all those millions of dollars too?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I usually need to be way more stoned to connect the dots but I'll give it a shot. They are a living breathing flesh and blood person. The money is in an account for the estate "of the same name". One of them is the ALL CAPS name and the other is the First Letter Caps name. The person for some reason can't access the account, but other corporations are allowed because... yeah I need way more drugs to finish that. But that's roughly the idea... I think?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They think if they "endorse" bills this way that it's a payment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The SovCit equivalent of "no u."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's an IOU! It's better than money. This one $200,000 for a Lamborghini. Might want to hold onto that one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Spoiler, it did not.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

a lá Peanut-Butter Sandwiches!

poof

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instörment for the Germans out there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lasst mich kurz mein Handtuch in diesen Kommentarbereich werfen.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's why it'll be denied.

Edit: also money order should not be all caps, that's a different thing entirely, and he now owes double.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] oleorun 28 points 3 weeks ago