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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"I'll be back!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Amazonian confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Id let her fuck me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I guess you're into that Mesolithic period Greece pussy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Trans Arnold

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

That forehead tho

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I literally giggled.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This girl bout to kill your wife and take you as her femboy husband

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I now imagine your life as you wanting to desperately get rid of your wife so that you can live out your femboy fantasies

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

Doesn't look a day over 8,995 years old!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

She kinda looks like Val Kilmer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh man did he get plastic surgery?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's possible but I know he was really sick for a long time. I think he had cancer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I was thinking Travolta with a wig

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why does Val Kilmer look like Ludwig Von Beethoven now?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Too soon, man.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking Glenn Danzig, but I think we can split the difference.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

John Travolta

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I thought it was a post making fun of Travolta!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I can definitely see Danzig there too lol