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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Y'all are fat as fuck. Period. But I think I know why... bear with me.

I've spent decades watching Americans get fatter and fatter and fatter. I've seen people tonight that were unthinkable in the 70s and 80s. From talking to friends and neighbors over the years I've gathered this, "Yeah. I'm/he/she/ is a little pudgy, but at least I'm not as fat as him/her!"

You see people worse off than you and breathe a sigh of relief. Well... I look at gravestones and think, "At least I'm not that bad off!"

Keep telling my how bad your joints hurt when you hit 30.

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (17 children)

Man I miss when concerts and events weren't just for rich kids and people with disposable incomes. I remember going to see Metallica, $40 mid tier tickets. I saw AC DC for about the same. Rob zombie with Ozzy Osbourne. I even saw a WrestleMania for like $80 and that was a lot then for great seats.

Now concert tickets for Metallica are running $400-500 mid tier each. Even smaller bands and events are more than what a premium event used to cost. The development League hockey games cost more than the NHL games used to. Working class people have been priced out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just basic supply/demand... plus a little bit of elasticity and profit max.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago

This is fred durst at Woodstock 99. Decidedly everyone there was not happy, and after this set everyone was less happy . Has to do with 90s generation being not happy generally.

There were def fatties back then too. But time has progressed and things have only got worse.

This green text is false

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Should watch the Woodstock 99 doc, lol. Really missing out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

i could tell it was more from Early to Risa as soon as i opened it

this dude has been flooding rightlean garbage memes from some half asleep Canadian server

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I visited the US in 1999.
After I left, everything turned to shit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck you, get back over here. How dare you steal our happiness.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks to you. You shouldn't have left.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

what I'm hearing, here, is that society peaked at the end of the 1990s.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I would say the big turning point would be around 2001.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that a major plot point of Matrix?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

At a Limp Bizkit concert, possibly

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

... the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization which is, of course, what this is all about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's dem danged smart phones

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

High fructose corn syrup

[–] [email protected] 131 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

True, when I see a modern concert recording, all I see are sad and sobbing people, hating that they are at a concert

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Everyone hate to be in front of Tailor Swift. They all yell at her at one point.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

and when she comes out they all scream in pure terror. It must be horrible

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

We could be living in utopia, but those damn youths had to go and break stuff

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't blame them for breaking stuff. They just had one of those days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude, everything was fucked. Everybody sucked. 😝

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can't blame the youths, all of their actions were completed only to increase Their chances of procreating.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol i was fat as fuck 25 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

And I had horrific, untreated anxiety and depression. Fun!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Now now, let's not jump to conclusions. Anon might have a brain injury.

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