High Frutose Corn Syrup
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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Sample bias. The unhealthy and depressed people were less likely to be out being active and having fun.
When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, "Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?"
Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn't trust myself any more.
Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno
Sounds like they aged up.
Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on
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