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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can rest a bag of coins on my face and reach nirvana, while resting a single bill on my face is pointless.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Let me know when you want me to prove you wrong

Regards, Bill

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Never thought id see a koan in green text.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The size of the breast is irrelevant, the size of the girl is everything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

*woman.

The word you meant is woman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They must be balanced, as all things should be

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Balanced on what though?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder if there is any evolutionary advantage to larger breasts. AFAIK, there's no difference in their ability to deliver milk to babies. And smaller breasts probably have an advantage in a woman's movement and agility, not to mention avoiding back pain. Humans also seem to be the only animal that has larger breasts than necessary -- OTOH, humans are also the only mammal that walks upright, so there are other biological differences.

If it's the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Milk cows have larger breasts than necessary, but that's from artificial breeding rather than any sort of evolution or adaptation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Their larger breasts are necessary since they require a high milk output to reproduce effectively (due to selective pressure of breeding)

Just because the pressure is not "natural" doesn't mean its not real.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it’s the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.

It's not like large breasts are more common than not large (unless you mean anything larger than nothing at all). I suspect there was a random mutation, and it didn't hurt their reproduction chances but it didn't help either. So you end up with a variety of breast sizes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For some reason, only one ape species ever has non-small breasts. You never get large breasted gorillas, chimpanzees or bonobos even though they share 98% of their DNA with us. What is it about humans that means that that trait was evolutionarily advantageous? It's obviously a feature with significant disadvantages, so what is the advantage that offsets that for humans in a way that it doesn't for other great apes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This might be 100% bullshit but an interesting theory nonetheless.

Gorliias, chimpanzees and bonobos walk around at butt height and see how strong a potential partner is by their butts. Since we started walking upright boobs are closer to eye level and have eveloved to resemble butts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

^ Found the Prison School watcher

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Never heard of prison school

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's where this tirade is from. (Kinda NSFW)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do gorillas, chimpanzees, or Bonobos mate face-to-face, or doggy style?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

For bonobos, a whole variety of ways and very frequently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Omfg I was also enlightened by this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then everyone clapped. That clap's name? Albert Musk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

And then the bus fell on its side, amen brother 🙏

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've got a question for you. What's heavier, a kiogram of coins or a kilogram of bills? That's right a kilogram of coins, because coins are heavier than bills

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this supposed to be a joke or a parody of something?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Dead serious issues that I expect to see addressed in the VP debate.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Trail was enlightened

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The premise is based, but fuck me, the message is actually a good life lesson.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

It feels like a bag of coins when you're touching it.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago

Not all big breasted women suffer from backpains.

Jingling is really annoying though.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

No judgement here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Heavier boobs hold more value...I do like big heavy boobs...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

As do I, but I can also see the hate they get. One of my partners ended up getting a reduction from like DDD to B and she's much happier and is better physically for it. My wife kept her DD and they're great too.

As I've gotten older, I've come to terms that big tiddies and small tiddies are both still tiddies, and tiddies are fun to play with no matter the size.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you an owner or a renter?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've stolen some, traded some, and now I'm left with one small boob and one big boob in a freezer, what do

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Nature's stress ball.

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