Any adult would be proud to have made this.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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It is clever and funny. There's cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.
Decoy snail
Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?
You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.
Because it was drawn by a 5th grader? (Assuming this post isn't complete bullshit which it might be)
You would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that's just sad.
It appears you have wild expectations for a 10 year old's understanding of animal physiology.
Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?
Wheeeee!
The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt
Mood
My only issue with this is that it's been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it's not shit at all.
That's hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao
that's because it probably wasn't drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up "my son did X in fifth grade" story
I get where you're coming from and I wouldn't be surprised if you're right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.
agreed!
Your kid is currently terrorising snails.
"Mama, when does Papa comes back?", "sorry, that loser left is weeks ago", "ey... I can still hear you!"
That's really, really great!
Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.
What's the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?
He's Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.
They have laws that explode now?