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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's a lot of spaghetti-o's

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

works in mysterious ways...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

You have truly been blessed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bring the rhythm with your hand. Save me — I’m together with your plan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She has been selected. She is The One.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

She is nobody's bitch.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is an emergency I'd be glad she called so urgently

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely this is our version of Jesus on toast!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something something his noodley appendage?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May your day be filled with meatballs & parmesan cheese, amen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This thread has made me hungry, I'm glad I have dinner in the oven (it's rice, not to worry! 😂)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your wife might be a dude like us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Especially if she’s “cooking” spaghetti-Os for dinner.