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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If I ever have son, I'm gonna name him... Bill or George, anything but Sue!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Shovels are actually very handy. I can think of 2 book series where a shovel is a vital tool. The best example is a ww2 fiction with magic where a company of troops were strapped with the fasted flying jet engine a body could handle and dominated the battlefield, well they killed so many soldiers they ran out of bullets. So instead they started flying around in the air going 60-100 mph smacking people in the head with their shovels. They massacred people. Oh it was so terriblely good.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's track_shovel in this thread?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I almost @'d them in the post.

Hey @[email protected], this post is dedicated to you

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just like T.S. Eliot!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

In France during the Revolution we tried to have nice names not tied to saints. We then had a few names like Liberté (Freedom) or "Défenseur des droits" (Defender of the rights).

Also French speaking African people have some cool names like Bijou (Jewel).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, we're nicknaming that kid "The Hov".

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That was an amazing and underrated movie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can someone name the movie 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mystery Men

The most famous part of the movie was its soundtrack.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook's career

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like it has more of "The Boys" vibe without the gratuitous violence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking more of the bringing a team together that has conflicting personalities to fight a big bad while making snarky jokes along the way.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he's the one who gave her the name!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Assigned non-binary at birth

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