Bruh, the timing
The algorithm
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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Don’t worry, “Garden Trowel” sounds way more badass.
Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.
I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.
If I had a son, I'd name him Bort. There's a reason why I'm not allowed to have children...
Speaking of generic names...
Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/
I'm all for names with some weight on them, but give the kid a normal name and just tell people, "We call him Kicker." Let the kid make up the story for why. Everywhere has a little line for 'prefers to go by' now, and you can avoid the problems (and don't try to say there aren't any) associated with names that don't fit the average idea of normal.
We had a discussion of employee email address formatting and how to handle collisions in a workplace that hires many, many immigrants. One idea that came to my mind (but wasn't voiced for obvious scope/feasibility concerns) is to do firstname+nickname+lastname so [email protected] displayed as John "Brickman" Smith then during the onboarding process users can select from a list of approved and not-yet-assigned nicknames (I imagine a webpage with a search bar and a "regenerate" button then it shows a list of 10 or 20 nicknames they can select from) and pick something that they like and thinks fits them. It would add some whimsy and worker empowerment but also still prevents interesting situations like someone selecting an inappropriate nickname
Musk named his a passcode.
Has anyone tried getting into his Wi-Fi with that?
Sounds like how Russians name their kids
Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.
And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.
"little fatso yummy toes" more likely
I'm the shovel and I dig you
I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I'd name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it's pronounced "David" to mess with teachers.
Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious...
Don't lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.
Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.
Everybody, please welcome my son, Hellofresh Henson Curiositystream Manscaped Groundnews Worldoftanks Nordvpn Smith. Please like and subscribe.
Is Please like and subscribe your other child?
you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS
Promised my wife I'd save that for our firstborn daughter
It is more of a girl's name, traditionally.
"Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!"
"THE MACHINE"
He is the machine!
I know someone who goes by Kil
Fast forward 20ish years to a post in nominativedeterminism about someone named The Shovel being caught burying the bodies of his parents that he murdered
Hopefully he gets reduced time for the mitigating circumstances
It’s Hammer time!
1-800-546-7777
One of the most badass album titles of all time: The Shovel vs The Howling Bones
Apparently this was produced by ray wylie Hubbard - I am now interested 🤔
^update: this kinda slaps^
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