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[–] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Windows, so we put Windows in your Windows so you can use Windows while you use Windows

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

They've come full circle jerk.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago (6 children)

The only possible way Microsoft can be this bad at naming things is if they are actively doing it on purpose.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Classic Microsoft, muddying the waters of something that was clearly defined in its role and name

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Upvoted for title.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Is that kind of like how I talk to my team on the team's app and send files and messages to them in the team in the teams app?

They seriously need a new marketing group.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

It's like how they made the Xbox, then the Xbox one, then the Xbox one X, then the Xbox series X. (Yeah there were other options between/simultaneous, but this sequence is a nice clean illustration.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's internally consistent with the inbetween too, for the first three:

They went Xbox, did a 360 to face the same direction, and re-released the Xbox 1

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least with the 360 you're sure which one you're talking about.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Not to mention the Xbox Box, and the shipping cintainer full of 'em, the Xbox Box Box

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

In the future, all Windows apps will be part of Windows App.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Will it serve me ads or do I need to find those myself?

[–] [email protected] 225 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Lol, they're just renaming Remote Desktop to Windows.

So I can use Windows to connect to Windows, and run my Windows.

Truly a moment of marketing brilliance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Only it comes standard with the multiyear bugs only just patched in remote desktop for windows, like an inability to remember where you monitors have always been.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

At least they didn't cancel it and make two new programs that each do 70% of what it did. Looking at you, Google.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I currently open a window on my Windows to run a Linux

[–] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago (4 children)

They love to do this. 2 years ago they renamed Office (the online, browser based version) to Microsoft 365 https://www.computerworld.com/article/1614302/office-to-be-rebranded-microsoft-365.html

They can present the "new" apps to shareholders

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This comes full circle with everyone's grandma incessantly calling every piece of software on their computer "The Microsoft."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

The grandmas were right the whole time!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

And it runs in windows too!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

They literally ran out of ideas, like, 20 years ago?

They've just been trying to say random-ass shit to justify their marketing budget since then.

Windows basically stopped around 7 and mostly went backwards, and when is the last time you thought about the version of office you use? Do you even use office, or can you get by with google docs?

OneDrive is by far more of a pain in the ass than anything else, nobody ever WANTS to use it, they mostly get hijacked by it early on and try to ignore it like a masturbating hobo on a subway car.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Can't believe they don't have proofreaders at ars technicha. Reading is fundamental 😘

It's not a Windows app, it's an app for macOS, IOS, and Android.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

If you would read the article you would know that the title is perfectly correct, as currently it's only available to Win, other platforms are just planned.

It's an RDP client you can connect to pcs on the network or vms on azure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

so, old Wine in a new bottle?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

No it's an RDP (Remote desktop) client

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hopefully with no bugs.

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