Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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Its not a genuine question.
All the answers are jokes.
Seems more like an asklemmy thing.
Top to bottom. Water runs downhill.
I use the side of my hand to squegee it all down, then just have to towel off a little dampness. Learned that technique as a kid when I went to camp and only had a hand towel size for 2 weeks because of poor packing.
The only difference for me is the order of c's: C4, C1, C2, C3.
Head to toe, my dudes. Any other way is objectively wrong.
D2, B
Hair, beard, balls and ass.
I stopped drying the rest of my body since apparently I suffer from dry skin or something. Now I air dry.
I had dry hands to the point of skin breaking open and bleeding until I realised that properly drying them after washing hands improved things. I think the water evaporating drys the skin or something
I start with grit 60, working up to 120, then a 600 for the smoothest finish, then a once over with a buffing pad for a shine that really glows. Always top to bottom.
Pfft. No wet sanding with 1000, 2000, 4000, 8000. Amateur.
I'm not fucking with these letter but it's: Face, head/hair, torso front, torso back, armpits, head again (long hair), arms if still wet, legs if still wet, feet if still wet.
Anybody not starting with the face is a borderline psychopath imo
It’s almost entirely just a progression from top to bottom with the one exception that I do my face first because I need to see properly.
I just have a human sized Dyson air blade. As I step out of the shower, hurricane force winds blow all the water back into it.
The human car wash method
That actually sounds glorious, especially if it makes a ding-a-ling copter on your way out.
B, A, C2, C3, C4, C1, D.
No e or f?
Indeed, I don't dry those sections.
Me neither. They dry themselves by the time they need clothes.
I put on my bathrobe for a couple of minutes. Use the sleeves to dry my head/hair. That's pretty much it.
After drying my hair I just put my clothes on and dry automatically.
From top down. I have a beard, and I use a hot brush to dry and straighten my beard so I don't use a towel on my face.
I use a terrycloth robe as my towel. I dry my hair with the back, then put it on and head to my bedroom to get dressed. I'm dry when I get to the dresser.
A, B, C, D, E, F(optional). I go straight down to stop dripping
I imagine the sequence would be different depending on the amount and range of body hair.
Personally, depends on delta-T to next task.
Dick, Butthole and feet last, everything else at random
A,B,C,D,E, and F. I use the tag of the towel to determined the use of my towel. Tag always goes bottom right and that means my feet always go there to dry. Divide my towel to 4-5 sections and always use the same spot of the towel for the same parts.
I'm bald
Why is that guy wearing underwear if he's just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!
No you leave it on in the shower.
As a fellow nevernude...
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