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Hey, I set up this new database, wanna see it, here is the link
edit: this is a joke, because sending a http request to postgres is stupid, haha
God, it's like teachers trying to copy a link from their file browser. Well, bless them for trying.
why? sending a http request to /home/user/x sounds like a good idea
I have a cool blog I made for class with lots of techy stuff. Can you check it out and tell me what you think?
http://localhost:8080
That's just his home address
He's inside my house!
Uh oh I have that same IP address
Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!
Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment
I called the SWAT on them.😈
Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅
Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.
I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90's/early 2000's it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn't work because most people understood it didn't matter.
It still seems pretty stupid to most of us. It's still common knowledge that knowing someone's IP is meaningless, it's mostly kids and the technologically inept who don't understand this in my experience.
Why is it meaningless? It can be very dangerous for people to know your IP address - especially if you're one of the many people who are "scared" of it (because the dangers pertain mostly to them).
tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif
Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?
No place like 127.0.0.1
my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!
No place like ~
I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(
Condolences…
I hope you were able to recover.
got a shirt of that
No place like localhost?
No place like home!
Nonokace like /home
The Wizard of Oz (1939) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6VT7ciR1o
I was really hoping it was dubbed.
That IP address is coming from inside the house!
When A Stranger Calls (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkcGm-pWwsQ
Or slightly more recently:
When A Stranger Calls (2006)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2jBo3_T3k
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