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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lmao I've actually done just that before, swapping the genders of a previous post, and people do say the complete opposite even though it's the same situations.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah they just don't act like thus stereotypical over there.

Also, "femoid"?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

That sub is a circlejerk for white knights and femenists Women are never wrong there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I’m pretty sure most stories are made up too. They just seem so well written with no grammatical errors or anything.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also a great place for training bots and gauging responses.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go ahead and hope that neither those redditors nor those channers ever find Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The sucky answer is if lemmy gets popular it'll just be Reddit without the ban lists

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank christ i left reddit for lemmy, this place is so muchnicer and better for my mental health.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I haven't missed it at all

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, he'd be an asshole for giving her them as a birthday present, regardless of the fact that he got her other presents as well. Just ask her if she wants them after he gets his new ones.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

This is actually what the consensus was in that post, but the 4channer was blinded by his own assumption of “men bAD, gIRls gOoD” rhetoric

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Jeez. The valid answer to this "problem" took a while to find. Even here.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I do think the age changes it. If it's an 18 year old guy asking about his girlfriend, I also would be like, "hey, that may be a bit much. Old ones are fine." cause they're young. The expectations are lower. If it's an adult woman asking this for her husband, I would say to not give it on their birthday. "Hey, here's my old pair. Happy birthday" may be a bit flippant, but saying, "Hey, I got a new pair, want my old one?" doesn't seem like a bad deal.

Also, we didn't see the post. Maybe the other gifts were also bad. Not saying that AITA isn't a dumpster fire. But he changed the factors and didn't give us all the information.

Edit: I just saw the post. He bought her airpods a few years ago and, with how he's talking, it sounds like he got his around the same time. His wife's are glitching and just generally failing, but his used ones are fine. He says she takes care of them as with the rest of her things. He has the option to get free, new pair. Yeah, that is kind of dickish. "Here's my old headphones that could very well be on their way out as well and have been worn for x years. Please enjoy while I get my brand new set that I've openly told you I don't need. Happy birthday."

If this wasn't her birthday, fine. But on the day? That kind of fucked imo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Used earbuds are kinda gross, it's his wife but still...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you, like, buying a new spoon every time you want to eat? Are you unfamiliar with the concept of cleaning?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In their defense, properly cleaning headphones is kinda hard, especially wireless earbuds.

Source : Used to work at an electronics repair shop that cleaned stuff, and even clean 'looking' (aka externally clean) headphones can have some disgusting junk on the inside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was going on about the unsafe for work uncleanliness he was describing...

Not the best joke but I ran with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But the outside part covers the inside and is the only part that goes inside. The inside is still inside while being inside your ear protecting the inside of your ear from the inside of the earbud.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you look at pretty much all earphones and earbuds, you'll see they have a screen mesh where the sound comes out. You can remove this mesh (depending on the device, it might take some effort), and very often you'll find an accumulation of earwax. I had a pair of Galaxy Buds+ that I needed to clean when I noticed the sound was unusually low.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Exactly! 'My headphones are so quiet now, could the speaker be dying?' is something we got all the time. Most of the time when people clean their headphones, all the do is take a wipe or a brush (if you're lucky alcohol) and clean the outside of the mesh. Half the time all they're doing is pushing earwax through the mesh so you get a nice little wax puck when you open them up.

It's gross, but it did feel good to be able to tell people they didn't need new headphones, we just cleaned them for $15.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This is actually a real post but I cannot find the genderswapped version. Presumably because the duplicate nature was identified and OOP was banned.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe because it sa fake story? Lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It may or may not be. I can't speak to that post, but I've seen others pull the same bit with other posts (wait a week or two and repost with a gender swap, then point to the radical difference in response) and usually the gender swapped version gets deleted and the poster banned when it comes out.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I does have a certain "and then the whole bus clapped" energy to it.

Good thing they left reddit and went to 4chan where they could get away from ultra thirsty guys acting all kinds of crazy over women.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

This guy is full of shit, communities on plebbit start with p/

He's talking about reddit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is not a Reddit thing this is just double standards…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah, people act like a site with half a billion users somehow is only representative of a very niche population contained within reddit. I also love the "well I saw x posted here yesterday and people loved it! Here it is today, and people hate it! reddit can't make up its mind!", as if reddit is a monolith, they took the hive-mind shit-talk literally. Then that same person will complain when that reddit is a hive mind...

My guy, this is just how people are. You are in a place where the group is large enough that you, in the population statistics sense, are getting a snapshot of humanity.

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