this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thought this would be a joke about how the titles of AITA posts that sound innocent are typically the ones where OP is the asshole. Like "Can I give someone my old headphones?" Yes, obviously. "Wrapped as a gift," um, that feels a little insensitive. Probably just give them unwrapped and don't say it's part of the gift.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I recently read one where the wife was on her laptop and ignoring her husband when he asked her to look at something. So he flicked a lighter in her face, and then she slapped him in his face.

90% of the comments said that she was completely justified in hitting this guy in the face and that she should divorce him.

Anyone saying that you can't just hit people in the face was down voted to hell.

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