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He also controls the satellites used for communication on battlefields and has already turned them off unilaterally during an important Ukrainian operation in the Black Sea.
He can run Twitter and Tesla into the ground, but SpaceX needs to be nationalized. Its compromise is a national security threat.
It'd be so cool if it was found out that Musk was an illegal immigrant and he got deported back to south africa.
Maybe he will start to get a damn clue.
Narrator: He did not start to get a damn clue.
Ah, right, the thing that would get normal people put on a list and held in custody if the president traveled through their region just gets the Muskrat "probed"
Giggity
Tech billionaire realises that saying things on the internet can be taken differently than expected... in 2024. Is this guy a complete moron?
Is this guy a complete moron?
I hope it's a rhetorical question and you didn't just now realize it.
I think he's a bit(a lot) crazy, but I'm not sure whether he's actually a "complete moron"?
Haha nice of you to ask. I knew in some areas for sure but to think someone could stumble into success so effectively with actually nothing to contribute is too depressing to accept.
Signs point to yes.
Yes, actually.
Now it’s funny— or, at least, I’m laughing
I REALLY hope Taylor Swift finds some legal way to sue him for threatening to forcibly impregnate her against her will.
I think the guy is terrible but threatening to forcibly impregnate is not how I read that tweet. Didn't he say "okay I will give you a child" or some shit. That doesn't imply non consent, it sounded to me as an offer, which was gross. Could maybeee be considered harassment, but 1 tweet would be hard to classify as that as well. It would be like trying to make catcalling illegal. It's gross, but by no means would it ever make a law that wouldn't be abused.
Ya we should leave making stuff up to Musky
Well, yes…
But I also hope she finds some diabolically genius way to foil him a la Real Genius. I wanna see lasers make a house explode full of popcorn!
#genxdreams
Hey Grok, what's a good recipe for cooking rich people?
It's best to start with fresh materials so you're going to want to dress them shortly before preparation.
Why? He's Rich? It's ok?