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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is the kind of shit Amazon drivers already have to put up with. Remember hearing about how their singing can alarm the AI driver facing camera watchdog? If they're not willing to go on strike to get rid of surveillance in the work place then it's all too likely the average citizen won't do anything about it either.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Larry Ellison can suck my dick.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Facebook proved that people are just as shitty when their identity is voluntarily public.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That guy is a raging piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This guy read Foucault's discussion about the panopticon and took it as instructions. Ugh.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I hope Larry Ellison, trips and knocks out his front teeth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I imagine everyone said this about video cameras, turns out crime still happens. AI is only as good as the programmers who designed it.

Now, if the AI achieves self-awareness. Let's all hope the AI comes to the conclusion that billionaires are the true root of all evil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Is AI still racist?

[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Keep in mind that Larry Ellison is fundamentally incapable of caring whether or not "citizens will be on their best behavior." The only reason he would say a thing such as this is because he sees an opportunity to make money from such a system.

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle.

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[–] oleorun 13 points 2 months ago

If this runs on Oracle we're all gonna be just fine. It's one of the slowest, clunkiest products ever made.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We need a catchy name for it… maybe Older Male Sibling?

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that would make any kind of political speech practically impossible. Activism? Nope, out of the question. Creative artistic expression? Better watch out for the thought police.

We don’t need “best behavior,” that would be so incredibly boring.

His out of touch suggestion is completely incompatible with democracy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The United States already prosecutes many activists as terrorists, or at least tries to charge them. All this would do is turn that up to eleven.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never liked this guy. And Oracle DB has always kinda sucked.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that’s their only “good” product.

The rest is utter garbageware, designed for one purpose: to check boxes on RFPs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Java was nice for the time. Same with MySQL.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

MySQL was acquired by Sun Microsystems, which was also the original developer of Java. Oracle acquired Sun. So I'd say any niceness there is in spite of, not because of, Oracle.

Also... Java's still pretty nice :-)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I'm trying to think of which robot dystopia/apocalypse this most closely resembles.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Person of Interest, no? That's exactly what that was. 😅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Right? There are probably hundreds of novels theorizing about how this turns out. Most of them unflattering I would guess, based on however many I have read

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Minority Report maybe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

1984 meets Skynet

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