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If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
I'd put them in an aquarium.
Would have so much more respect for swallowers
Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
Is that really shocking?
It's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol
of course that's a thing
What a god awful day to have eyes...
I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
i believe they eat eggs?
Mass genocide every night
Why would I imagine that??
I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
I'd name mine Alfred.
gross
schlorp
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
What the fuck is this?
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
Thanks I hate it.
I wish I could unsee this greatly
I would hear the pro life argument
Edit: Didn't see that @[email protected] beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
I was praying there'd be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.
A new pet on demand!
talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now
Enjoy your break, It'll be weirder when you come back.
Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?
So hot.
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.