Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Don't tell the foreigners Britain is nice.
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Isn't this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?
Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.
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Dinner and dessert
American here: I'll take that chicken, you can have the "pizza"
Also, beans on toast is fine.
Also, beans on toast is fine.
Passing on an opportunity to dab on the Brits? Sir, I'm going to need to revoke your American card.
Whatever, I'll just go to Walmart and buy a 50 pack.
What've you got against beans anyways? This is the Fediverse, we love beans here!
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As long as it's stuffed crust.
Take yer chip butty and go back to believing whatever your instagram feeds tell you, consoled by the fact that yer mushy peas and jellied eel are are the pinnacle of civiliz(s)ed cuisine.
I would like to clarify:
There is no piss inside beans/toast that needs to be extracted.
Is the piss just on top then?
It’s the British. Everything is piss to them. It’s their fetish.
I mean, yeah, but that's so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it's almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.
OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”
To be fair, I think their actual national pastime is Cricket, which is significantly more boring.
People who laugh at beans on toast haven’t tried beans on toast. At least not with English baked beans.
Eh. I've had it, and it was fine. I've had the meat heavy full breakfast version too, and it was fine.
Certainly nothing I miss after leaving, nor something to avoid while there.
5/10, bland but sufficient.
I've never had them, so I can't comment on their taste, but aesthetically, it looks like a dish you'd be served in a Soviet prison.
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Chocolate on pizza is a south american thing, I've never seen it in the US.
I've seen chocolate chip "pizza" before but it's just chocolate chip cookie baked in a circular pan and cut up like pizza.
Chocolate pizza is definitely something I've seen around, and had, as someone who's never been outside of the US.
Where? I should add it to my list of places to avoid.
People from south America aren't Americans then?
You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries' foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!
It’s the British we’re talking about. Anything other than fish and chips, mushy peas, or bubble and squeak is a bit too aggressive for their traditionally unrefined tastes. The poor sods basically had to be forcefully introduced to anything other than boring.
Save the grape for me.
The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
The unfried crust and/or lack of a cheese like petroleum derivative ring in the periphery is unamerican
I can't stand all they stuff they add on top of the chicken bones. Such a hard time picking it all up before I start crunching on some ribs.
I see no problem with this pizza.
…And?
Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.
Once they cross the border, they're Minnesotan, it's okay
Immigrants? My god
Hide the cats!
Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.
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Well, I'm sure it's not a Brazilian pizza because the chicken would be cut in small pieces here... And there is way too little tomato and olives.
Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨
That's a whole green olive... But still.
What if they are pineapples?
The countable pixels and questionable color accuracy of the image mean that could definitely be a white grape. Which I would infinitely prefer over a whole green olive. I would eat the grape, even though it's weird on pizza. I'd take that olive right off, or maybe eat around it.
Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Chicken? That's basically health food.
Chicken roast for the soul. Damn right!
The right half looks like something the Dutch would eat.
wdym "would?"that's literally breakfast.
I thought it was only on toast, not pizza.
bread is bread