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Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Eating like they've got Universal Healthcare!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listen. If you separate the dessert side, and debone and shred that chicken, I would 100% try the bite with the grape on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

so chicken and pepperoni pizza with a grape on it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

brazilians eat both stragonoff fried chicken pizza AND beans

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rebuttal: jellied eels.

Your move, Britain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I used to shit on British food until I discovered marmite. No offense to the British but the Australians do it better. Y'all are a close second though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wait are you actually saying Vegemite is better than Marmite?

What a weird take.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It's like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You don't. You spread Marmite on toast and you feed Vegemite to the bin chickens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My British dad agreed that Vegemite is better.

I think both of them taste god-awful and people who like either of them get the side-eye from me. Including my dad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I slightly prefer the taste of Vegemite. Marmite is still good though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not an American chicken, this is an American chicken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Nope, this is an american chicken.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

What in the WW2 ration fuck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You. Get out.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I hate the term bone-in now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit's delivered bone-in, it's a wrap for y'all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah; because this isn't bland. It's extra AF.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If your beans and toast are bland that's a you issue. Learn to spice beans or but better beans, I kinda imagine you slapping plain boiled lima beans on a slab of dry rye and wondering what the hype is about.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, good luck, no way you're selling me on beans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You're aware plain beans are the stereotypical cowboy food.

Where did the beans touch you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cowboys were quite literally in the middle of nowhere with nothing but beans. What's the British excuse? "Oh, my great grandmother cooked this in the blitz, and we forgot rationing ended decades ago".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Literally surrounded by beef and lamb dude hence the cow part of cowboy.

You say the was reasoning thing like it's not a thing, there are tons of ersatz recipes directly related to rationing.

You're just being obtuse to be obtuse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you under the impression that cowboys eat the herd they're driving? No, those are for other people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can and did, head of cattle per set distance were a common form of payment.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On delivery, not when they're out in the field. Where would they even put a whole slaughtered cow? Especially with all the salt they'd need in pre-refrigerated times. Even with a wagon, that's not an efficient way to bring food with you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

On occasion sure on delivery.

On the chuck wagon, the same way they would carry beef they didn't slaughter on the go with the bonus that slaughtering as you go prevents you having to carry extra weight on the wagon until you actually need to. You know with beef being self propelled until it's slaughtered and all.

You carry the salt anyway. How do you think they prepared meals the hunted? It's far more efficient what are you even on about.

It's like you've never read a book or at the very least played Oregon trail.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

beans killed my father in a shootout on the range, ill never touch a bean in my life toast or no

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

we most certainly will not

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