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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Imagine a President Vance. Compare to a President Waltz. Either would be possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

LMAO! We would have an easier time paying attention like we're trying to without all the lies and distractions from the evil class.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

So he thinks we've already forgotten about his furniture kink?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

ALL YOUR COUCH ARE BELONG TO US!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

WHAT YOU SAY !!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That silence in that clip was so fucking loud. The reporter was in disbelief for a good 2 mins.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

What a horrible response. Wtf is wrong with that party.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Someone's taking the piss out of it on google, got a laugh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

~~ketchup~~ ~~catsup~~ catsoup

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago

Sure, just like we created a story about him fucking a couch to bring attention to what a weird little choad he is.

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