this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As the old saying goes, Practice makes perfect!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is this another bear versus man thing except we replace the bear with a machine and the man with a creepy fucking masked maniac who's clearly more of a threat than a bear in the woods would ever be?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ranking from most to least scary (when encountered in the woods)

  • Skeletal animatronic facsimile of a man
  • Man with an Elvis mask
  • Man
  • Bear
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Stick actual Elvis at the top of that list please

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmfao

You know those real doll things lmfao

You do this lmfao with those and the hair lmfao

God damnit I'm not sane am i

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Being incoherent and insane are two different things, but you do you Katy the penguin of doom.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good animatronic Elvis like that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This in no way reminds me of anyone at all... la di da.

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Except Dwight Schrute from The Office, ofc, and nobody else, surely.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The selfie is honestly not creepy at all, it kinda works too well

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

With the crummy image quality, you couldn't really tell anything is amiss without being told.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah I didn’t notice until I read the post lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Oh 'shit, here come's an 'S!