Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it ๐ฆ
Yeast donuts only
How else do you store your donuts?
I store them in my stomach
damn i ain't got shit on that
You should shower if you have shit on it.
Ok, what?
Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it's probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain't gonna fit in the donut
It's a play on the "she let me run hot wheels over them titties" meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner's body.
What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days...
fr thank you, I hadn't seen that meme
like 4 donuts
4??
You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.
Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I'm in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn't use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%
i never measured a donut but I would swear it's taller than that
Pretty sure I could fit like... Two... And I think I'm bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You'd need like, a 10 inch cock
Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont
Shit bro, you did the analysis... Can't argue with results like that
It's why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them
I... would measure it, but I'm out of donuts. I'll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost
the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it
don't ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx
psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty
A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.
You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.
Tower of Bagel.
Where's the image from?
idk I only watch hentai
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Looks like My Dress-Up Darling.
confirming. Definitely Marin from My Dress-Up Darling.
1 donut
out of cock
This is what you're talking about, right? 
Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it ๐.
Once I find it, I'll let you know, buddy!
What about those mini ones
Hey I can fit two!!
I'll be the first to mention "yeast infection" too. now you don't have to.