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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was talking with my girlfriend and Tar Shampoo came up, and I said "I don't even know exactly what that is used for other than dramatically killing off a horse" and she hung up on me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I wish lemmy had gold. Just a little bit.

Thanks for the lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Then we all grew up and found out it's actually not possible to sink in quick sand.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Whenever I feel this way I remember the inspiring words of Bingbong from Inside Out who said "I think it's gunna work this time" and "Take her to the moon for me".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks, I didn't remember that. 🤬

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I had to remember it, and now so do you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I was thinking about this movie yesterday in a thread talking about Beethoven. But I didn't bring it up, because I figured it was too traumatic for most people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

he dipped out.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Twice have I been sucker punched so hard that it left a scar for life.

The first was this Neverending Story scene.

The second was Futurama's Jurassic Bark.

I'm not joking when I say that I literally felt a light in me forever dim each time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh wow, you can fuck aaaallllllllllllll the way right off

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, it was retconned!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jurassic Bark makes me tear up every time. I avoid watching it because the feels are too much.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also the one about Fry's brother. The Breakfast Club theme song hits so hard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I was surprised they didn't make a single joke referencing Bender's name.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just watched this movie 2 days ago at my parents and the trauma is the same as it was in 1984.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Ok, we must be around the same age. The idea of rewatching something from that time at my parents, sounds wonderful and soulcrushing at the same time lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Artax seen was sad, sure.

The Rockbiter mourning the death of his friends and waiting for his? That's the scene that made me ugly cry as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Such good, strong hands

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

God damn it, I was 8 and in the movie theater with the whole school. I remember crying when I saw this scene., and I still do every time I see it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

He tried so hard to save Artax... 😭

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Fucking real that scene scarred me and I didn't see it until I was like 17