"We are discreet. But we also think it's funny."

Wait, why an apple?

Missed the opportunity to put a golden watch on that picture.

...and I got news for you, if someone is trying to get you to pull marbles out their ass, then that's their fetish... Because no one is worried that small marble sized balls won't eventually come out naturally... They're looking to bring attention that they're up there (and possibly to get someone to try to get them out). People are weird.

Egg? What if it cracks?!

"Million to one shot, doc"

This sign is bullshit, I accidentally put my prostate massager in my butt all the time, sometimes twice in one day.

who tf putting a key up there?

This sign was made by someone who's never wiped with single-ply before.