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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

"We are discreet. But we also think it's funny."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Wait, why an apple?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Missed the opportunity to put a golden watch on that picture.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (4 children)

...and I got news for you, if someone is trying to get you to pull marbles out their ass, then that's their fetish... Because no one is worried that small marble sized balls won't eventually come out naturally... They're looking to bring attention that they're up there (and possibly to get someone to try to get them out). People are weird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Speaking from experience? 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Egg? What if it cracks?!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Million to one shot, doc"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This sign is bullshit, I accidentally put my prostate massager in my butt all the time, sometimes twice in one day.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (9 children)

who tf putting a key up there?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Sorry, I thought it would unlock it so I could get all the other items out. Guess it was the wrong key though.. ☹️