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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, it's at least worth the value of the stones and the raw materials of the band if it's recoverable without it all being red. But that is some "Holy Autism, Batman," levels of understanding what women, or any halfway average person would want.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I like this therefore you must also like this.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guy must be really poor because this looks like something that cost 20 bucks on Wish.com.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

He didn't say what he made in 18 months. He might just sell Santa themed toilet seat covers during the holidays and isn't aware of how to advertise.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (17 children)

I don't know what you're talking about. Art Masters Jewelry is amazing. Just look at this masterpiece:

More of them here: https://artmastersjewelry.com/product-category/engagement-rings/

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago (11 children)

I feel like the jeweler should have stopped him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Who is to say he didn't? He probably told him this isn't going to work out the way he thinks it will, but Delusional Man said, "Bet" and gave him a bag of money.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

The only thing that is real is that ring

[–] [email protected] 108 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

The customer is always right in matters of taste. He wants an ugly ring? Jeweler should try and steer him away... but if homey is dead set, get paid in advance and make sure they sign off on the design.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean to be fair 99% of those rings look ugly.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Who is more pitiable? Him or the woman who dated him?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a giant whitehead pimple lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I never would’ve seen that without your comment. Now I can’t unsee it!

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