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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now with 50% less arsenic!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Fuckin enshitification at it again!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not even virgin baby oil. Who wants oil from non virgin babies?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

how do i delete this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

first pressed from only the finest of boneless babies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

~d i c k h e a d~

name one baby oil that got a bone in it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If olive oil is made out of olives, what do these monsters do to make baby oil?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Extra virgin baby oil

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

De-boned... for your pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By someone who has the title of Baby Boner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

T-t-that's de-boner, (like) there's a difference you know!

Edit: something something something, we'll just call them a "pedo" for short:-).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

babies are mostly cartilage anyway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just like sharks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I prefer the bone version. It hold onto more flavour. Hopefully this year’s baby hunt is bountiful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I like the texture of the cartilaginous baby bones. Gives a nice snap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

view halloo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And gluten free

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

ugh everyone knows that babies don't always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

B O N E L E S S

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For those unaware, the context is that the Ohio Supreme Court once ruled that can have bones .

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

*Made in a facility that processes boned babies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

boned babies

wow

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
  • Made in a facility staffed by boned babies.

    • We mean babies with bones.