If you like vanilla ice cream, but don't like chugging raw vanilla extract, then you like cream and sugar more than vanilla.
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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fun fact: this is called "Reductio ad absurdum" and it's a valid strategy in debate/rethoric.
It works great when countering stupid shit that sounds logical but really isn't.
If you like debates, but don’t like stupid takes then you just like to stay sane
Isn't it just a type of straw man argument?
Only if you drink chocolate with a straw.
I believe they're talking about the responses, not the original post.
Nice try, thats a harry potter spell. You're not gonna fool me
Homie really thought he was gonna slip it by ye
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If you love to drink coffee, but don't like to eat coffee beans directly as a food, you actually like hot water more than you like coffee.
I dont like coffee, i recently “discovered” drinking plain hot water during winter and its incredibly soothing.
It is good, and I sometimes drink it myself, but remember to be careful if drinking hot water outside in autumn or early winter.
If a leaf falls from a tree and lands in your cup, you'll have discovered Tea - and last time that happened, some folk from a tiny island ended up with an empire covering half the planet.
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If you love table salt, but don't like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.
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Mmm oven heat, I just want to put my whole head in there
If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.
If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.
Anti Death Penalty US'ers really dont agree with you atm
But what if I like cold roasted chicken?
Congrats on your love of carbon!
Then you like the Maillard Reaction.
Well he'll yeah I do. But... I also kinda like not getting food poisoning, so there's that.
If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.
Probably so, let it.
Let them fight.
If you like reading the text of the shitpost more than admiring the number of upvotes they received then you really like content more than shitposting for karma
I hate cucumbers, they are disgusting, but love pickles. I even drink the water the pickles were in...
I even drink the water the pickles were in.
Yeah, that's vinegar, not water.
And a ton of salt and spices…
Opposite for me.
I do like sugar more than chocolate, and I do like vinegar more than cucumbers.
The original statement isn't wrong, it's just not actually interesting and just trying to sound smart.
If you like the comment about the chicken more than the post about the chocolate, you like the roast more than the meat.
Upvoted because of title.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne