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I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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You mean chaotic neutral. Neutral evil is just tucking...
I do neutral evil because I haven't seen a reason to do anything else.
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I think in my entire life I've only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.
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Just put it in the freezer in the bag it comes in.
Most of this shit has been frozen before it reaches the supermarket anyway.
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Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.
Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked
Just like my balls.
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Lawful good and chaotic good is so much work for diminishing return. The best way to do it is to use back the tag so you know when to throw this bag of still good bread into the fridge.
I'm chaotic neutral!
No slip knot?
A slipknot works great! Itβs done in a second and easily undone as well.
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I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.
Freezer is my preference. Stays good for very long and keeps the texture and freshness. Put it in toaster or microwave after if in a hurry, otherwise you can just put slices in the fridge so you have unfrozen ones for the breakfast.
That's actually false. Bread is one of the few items that turn bad quicker in the fridge than on the counter. https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/shopping-storing/food/bread-storage
Oh I don't mean homemade. I meant regular bread. I don't bake. I cook. But good to know!
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I just never bake mine.
Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?
The way I see it, that is basically the same as a twist and tuck.
We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat's an asshole
We would like to see the evidence
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what is the bottle hack?
- cut the neck off a plastic bottle
- thread the end of the bag through
- fold the bag open around the bottle neck
- close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.
Iβm sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.
Cut the top off of a 2 liter bottle and put the bread bag through the neck, spread it around the neck, then put on the bottle cap.
sounds like a lot of work when I can just leave the bag open
Why even put it back tbh
You put the bread in a bottle and you can just put the cap on it to keep it fresh. You can just pour it into your toaster after that!
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Bottle the bread?
Idk