I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

My cat learned to open the bread box and then chews a hole in the bag...

Here's a version for my fellow gluten-free peeps:

10th option: eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

LG, back when I bought sliced bread, except for when the container was getting its occasional wash. In those cases CN or, more rarely, NE.

I switched to making better bread at home that could just chill on the counter as-is (cut side down) for days without issue. Then we figured out that part of my stomach issues are due to gluten (awaiting endoscopy for confirmation, but probably celiac based on an old DNA test that said I was likely, my dad officially getting it, and a host of symptoms that mostly went away when doing low-/no-carb diets).

Hair tie. I always have 1, or 2, or 3 in my pocket.

None of this shit. Homemade uncooked unrisen or partially risen loaves in the freezer, cooked ones in cloth bread bags. If you don't suck ass at making bread it will always be eaten before it goes stale but its still toastable or usable for cooking. Or just adjust loaf size to match consumption rate. In my region anything in plastic will go moldy before you get halfway, especially purchased loaves.

bonus: secret ingredient for general purpose slicing loaf. 6 to 10 tbsp of chestnut honey. The honey itself smells kinda iffy and tastes aeird but baking it in bread gives it this amazing aroma. Toasting brings out the aroma again after it cools. Great for real bread ice cream sandwiches, especially toasted if you do it as a bowl.

Chaotic neutral and the bread goes in the freezer

I belong to true neutral. Go rubberband gang.

My bread is in the fridge, for I am pod person.

Chaotic neutral for me. The twist tie goes in my twist tie collection.

I bounce between lawful neutral and chaotic neutral. Huh.

Chaotic neutral is the one true answer because it requires no secondary sealing device (clip, twist tie, rubber band, etc). It also allows you to open the bag with one hand.

I'm lawful neutral until the clip breaks, which it always does, and then I go chaotic neutral.

Y'all don't just throw the bag in the refrigerator?

I had to switch to using a bread box because my dog would eat anything on the counter, and I didn't really have anywhere else to store my bread/bagels without really rearranging my limited cabinet space.

That dog was ravenous. She even ate a whole crab once, shell and all. I learned my lesson.

Where's the "four slices per freezer bag and keep in the freezer" option? Or am I just too good for this chart?

I thought that said twist and fuck

I tie a slip knot. That is stupidly easy to do/undo, but apparently I am hated for it.

Chaotic Neutral

Twist & Tuck gang

I was in the "tie a knot" camp for YEARS. Laziness just moved me into reusing the ~~bread~~ bag clip.