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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My playlist is a bit weird:

  • And so it went in my ass
  • Always will be (acoustic version) in my ass
  • The beheading of the King in my ass.
    (It's a guillotine-like tool)
  • Factory of death in my ass
    (It's only fun the fist few executions, then it just becomes a job)
  • Enemy within my ass
  • Childhoods End in my ass
  • Chasm in my ass
  • Heavy Metal Viking in my ass
    (The raids are insane)
  • Some kind of monster in by ass
    (Still that same viking)
  • Six feet deep in by ass
  • Prelude of Worms in my ass
  • Necropolis in my ass
  • Playing with dolls in my ass
  • Tinnitus in my ass
    (It just won't stfu, never ever, always with the iiiiiiiiii ...)
  • Not enough in my ass
  • Buried alive in my ass
  • The fallen one in my ass
  • The last glow of day in my ass
  • Starlight in my ass
  • Starting at the sun in my ass
    (Basically three identical songs)
  • Hall of the Mountain King in my ass
    (It fits 300 if they sits)
  • Fatal Error in my ass
    (Just refresh the site with a splash of lube)
  • Spit in my ass
    (No, thats not what I meant!)
  • The rabbit hole in by ass
  • The wolf you feed in by ass
  • Arrival in my ass
  • Survive in my ass
    (If the wolves can, so can you)
  • The chosen ones in my ass
    (There is a small admission fee for the un-chosen)
  • The Champion in my ass
  • Alone in my ass

Suzie in my ass
(I should call her, She's a Killer in by ass, a true Sex metal Barbie in my ass)

... and all things will end ...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Well, this could not have worked out better....

Push It in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Slayer - Payback in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Have you ever seen the rain... In my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The Sound of Silence in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Cure for me - in my arse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It began in Africa in my Ass

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Uprising in my ass

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Happier in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Act II: Can't go back in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Can't go back in my ass !

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The Macrocosm in my ass

amazing

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Corn Dog Sonnet No. 7 [Remix] in my ass

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

Supermassive black hole in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The mountain...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Volbeat - Seal the deal in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Emptiness Machine in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Tubular bells part I in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Frühling in Paris (Spring in Paris) in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gjallarhorni in my ass

Corvus Corax

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

I hope you have the time of your life in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Magical Mystery Tour in my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Good News in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Symphony of Destruction in my ass

fitting because I recently contracted food poisoning

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't It Be Nice in my ass 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Surrender in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Depeche Mode - Barrel of a Gun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

In your ass!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

9 to 5 in my ass.

Look, if it’s Dolly I’m all in. This woman is a treasure

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Well it nice to be consistent I guess

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Hooked on a feeling in my ass

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

'what fills the gap' in my ass - will cady

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Ive Had Enough in my ass

(The Who)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Feeling Love in My Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Viimeinen Atlantis (The Last Atlantis) in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

BANGER A.F., BROOOO!!! In my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Technically it would be Entry of the Gladiators in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Beneath the Mask in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

scar symmetry - limits to infinity .. in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Wait and Bleed in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It's a beautiful day, in my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Theres always been a bird in me, in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

...I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Welcome to the Pleasuredome in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

A horse with no name (in my ass)

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