this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The mistake here was using a drive-through window.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fake: no one eats at long johns

Gay: anon loves that chunky white stuff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who actually liked long John's these comments make me sad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Name checks out

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unfortunately, anon died of heart failure after posting this due to consuming "food" from Long John Silvers one (1) time.

/s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The only Long John's in 100 miles of here finally closed a few years ago and is now a Christian book store/frozen yogurt shop.

I always remember that, but never that there is a non-franchise Fish & Chip shop within walking distance that's better than LJS's ever was. 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Haven't tried it. We still have a TCBY out here and it's right across the street.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Tomorrow is a good day for fish

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Feral barn cat won't even eat Long John Silvers and she was born in a dumpster during a hurricane

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

They're watching their mercury levels.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon single-handedly defeats the corporate overlords.

Plot twist: this was actually an ad for Long John Silver’s.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It’s the corporate overlords that hacked the system.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Advertisers with folders of Pepe pics, a grim future

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

God, that's so accurate.

Although, you could replace "brand" with "adult", and it would work for memes that kids have propagated.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny that he didn't even consider to drink some water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

OP is going to regret wasting that when we start the climate change water wars.