The mistake here was using a drive-through window.
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Fake: no one eats at long johns
Gay: anon loves that chunky white stuff
As someone who actually liked long John's these comments make me sad.
Name checks out
Unfortunately, anon died of heart failure after posting this due to consuming "food" from Long John Silvers one (1) time.
/s
Anon is tartar.
Retartar?
Tartistic
The only Long John's in 100 miles of here finally closed a few years ago and is now a Christian book store/frozen yogurt shop.
I always remember that, but never that there is a non-franchise Fish & Chip shop within walking distance that's better than LJS's ever was. 😮💨
Was the yogurt any good?
Haven't tried it. We still have a TCBY out here and it's right across the street.
Tomorrow is a good day for fish
My Feral barn cat won't even eat Long John Silvers and she was born in a dumpster during a hurricane
They're watching their mercury levels.
Anon single-handedly defeats the corporate overlords.
Plot twist: this was actually an ad for Long John Silver’s.
It’s the corporate overlords that hacked the system.
Advertisers with folders of Pepe pics, a grim future
God, that's so accurate.
Although, you could replace "brand" with "adult", and it would work for memes that kids have propagated.
Winning!
It's funny that he didn't even consider to drink some water
OP is going to regret wasting that when we start the climate change water wars.