Halloween is going to be lit this year bitches. Release the ghost mice!!!
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2024-11-11
“We strongly discourage attempting this on human skin, as the toxicology of dye molecules in humans, particularly when applied topically, has not been fully evaluated,” he tells Popular Science.
I feel like it's only a matter of time before this becomes a TikTok trend.
Wait, let me get this straight: they're not even sure if Yellow #5/Tartrazine is safe to be applied topically, but it's FDA-approved to be ingested?
Things absorbed through the skin may be in a different state when they reach your bloodstream than things that are ingested. The process of digestion can break down a lot of things that would otherwise be harmful, but aren't similarly filtered when absorbed through the skin.
It's also why some medicines are taken by swallowing a pill, and some are taken by dissolving a tablet under your tongue.
Does it mean I'm supposed to eat that with gloves,? This is not making sense
There's a difference between having Dorito dust on your fingers and having it massaged/injected into your skin via microneedling. It's closer to "don't tattoo yourself with Dorito dust" than it is "don't let it get on you."
$15 a pound on Amazon...
I believe have a problem with the cuboid bone in my foot, and I've been waiting over a year for a podiatrist. I wonder if I can see if there's a crack in it myself... It's close enough to the surface that it should be visible if that really works? I wonder how no one who works with the stuff has ever noticed this before
I'd think a fracture big enough to be a problem would be immediately apparent, but if it's just a hairline, this probably isn't clear enough to show it...
OTOH, if you're around Portland, I know a super good podiatrist.
Sadly, I'm in Tennessee. But if you know of anything for 1000 a month or less I'll move there tomorrow!
https://www.realtor.com/apartments/Portland_OR/price-na-1279/affordable
It can be done! Keep in mind too, I bet our wages are higher than TN too + no sales tax.
Trump's way ahead of you there.
“massaging tartrazine solution into hairless mouse skin over the course of a few minutes or using microneedling achieves “complete optical transparency in the red region of the visible spectrum”
I know it didn’t happen this way but I like to believe it was someone having their unwashed dorito fingers after lunch, decided to massage a mouse for several minutes, and figuring this out
Their name, Lennie.
Come to think of it, I didn't see any claims about no animals being harmed...
Smoke some, eat snacks and try using real mouse with your laptop.
No that's probably exactly what happened. Most discoveries happen serendipitously.
Finally!
Remember where you are so you can tell your kids what you were doing before the “xtreme flavor blasted mousepocalypse”.
I now suddenly want an idocracy game where you stop the xtreme flavor blasted mousepocalypse from happening
How the fuck can anyone say science sucks
Because doing science sometimes DOES suck. I bang my head on my desk doing science sometimes, and I dislike it.
It’s called research. You search for something, can’t find it, so you try again; hence the prefix.
Do different science. I felt like that for so long working on potentially unsolvable problems. Now I work on very difficult, but solvable problems that save lives.
Doritos stock about to explode
Have you ever seen a vacuum chamber? Science does suck ... and it's fucking awesome at it. 🥁
Erm technically that's the air pushing not the vacuum sucking 🤓
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson, probably
You can just put the quote without his name and people will understand who you are talking about.
He knows a thing or two about sucking!
This is awesome! How long until we have invisibility potions?
How much Doritos dust are you willing to inhale?
The spice must flow
If you walk without rhythm
You won't attract the worm
For invisibility? All the dust.
Congrats, you now have mesothelioma.
Call now as you may be eligible for financial compensation
Not invisible, transparent. As in you can see all the insides from the outside.
Just keep applying doritos further inside
It's Doritos all the way down?
Always has been.
The worst kind of invisible man
Depends on the flavor.