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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Halloween is going to be lit this year bitches. Release the ghost mice!!!

[–] [email protected] 146 points 3 months ago (5 children)

“We strongly discourage attempting this on human skin, as the toxicology of dye molecules in humans, particularly when applied topically, has not been fully evaluated,” he tells Popular Science.

I feel like it's only a matter of time before this becomes a TikTok trend.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Wait, let me get this straight: they're not even sure if Yellow #5/Tartrazine is safe to be applied topically, but it's FDA-approved to be ingested?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Things absorbed through the skin may be in a different state when they reach your bloodstream than things that are ingested. The process of digestion can break down a lot of things that would otherwise be harmful, but aren't similarly filtered when absorbed through the skin.

It's also why some medicines are taken by swallowing a pill, and some are taken by dissolving a tablet under your tongue.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Does it mean I'm supposed to eat that with gloves,? This is not making sense

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (5 children)

There's a difference between having Dorito dust on your fingers and having it massaged/injected into your skin via microneedling. It's closer to "don't tattoo yourself with Dorito dust" than it is "don't let it get on you."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey don't give people ideas

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I believe have a problem with the cuboid bone in my foot, and I've been waiting over a year for a podiatrist. I wonder if I can see if there's a crack in it myself... It's close enough to the surface that it should be visible if that really works? I wonder how no one who works with the stuff has ever noticed this before

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd think a fracture big enough to be a problem would be immediately apparent, but if it's just a hairline, this probably isn't clear enough to show it...

OTOH, if you're around Portland, I know a super good podiatrist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, I'm in Tennessee. But if you know of anything for 1000 a month or less I'll move there tomorrow!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

https://www.realtor.com/apartments/Portland_OR/price-na-1279/affordable

It can be done! Keep in mind too, I bet our wages are higher than TN too + no sales tax.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

Trump's way ahead of you there.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 months ago (5 children)

“massaging tartrazine solution into hairless mouse skin over the course of a few minutes or using microneedling achieves “complete optical transparency in the red region of the visible spectrum”

I know it didn’t happen this way but I like to believe it was someone having their unwashed dorito fingers after lunch, decided to massage a mouse for several minutes, and figuring this out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Come to think of it, I didn't see any claims about no animals being harmed...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Smoke some, eat snacks and try using real mouse with your laptop.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

No that's probably exactly what happened. Most discoveries happen serendipitously.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember where you are so you can tell your kids what you were doing before the “xtreme flavor blasted mousepocalypse”.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I now suddenly want an idocracy game where you stop the xtreme flavor blasted mousepocalypse from happening

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How the fuck can anyone say science sucks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because doing science sometimes DOES suck. I bang my head on my desk doing science sometimes, and I dislike it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s called research. You search for something, can’t find it, so you try again; hence the prefix.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Do different science. I felt like that for so long working on potentially unsolvable problems. Now I work on very difficult, but solvable problems that save lives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Doritos stock about to explode

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen a vacuum chamber? Science does suck ... and it's fucking awesome at it. 🥁

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Erm technically that's the air pushing not the vacuum sucking 🤓

  • Neil DeGrasse Tyson, probably
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You can just put the quote without his name and people will understand who you are talking about.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

He knows a thing or two about sucking!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is awesome! How long until we have invisibility potions?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (5 children)

How much Doritos dust are you willing to inhale?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If you walk without rhythm
You won't attract the worm

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

For invisibility? All the dust.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Congrats, you now have mesothelioma.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Call now as you may be eligible for financial compensation

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not invisible, transparent. As in you can see all the insides from the outside.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just keep applying doritos further inside

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's Doritos all the way down?

Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The worst kind of invisible man

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Depends on the flavor.

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