I've met him a couple of times. Shook my hand once. I've got some pretty big hands, but his completely overtook mine. Left a decent amount of sweat behind. Worth it.
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An ex met Keanu Reeves on an airplane when she was ten and said he was very kind and gave her his autograph. I hope both of these men remain awesome and no awful secrets come out to damage my appreciation for their being good dudes.
Well, he's not John Doucheman.
I had a similar experience, except I said "you're the guy from Big Lebowski!" and he said yep and then smashed my car windows with a crowbar.
I just wanna let him know that I liked Speed Racer and thought it was a fun and unique movie.
That wasn't Goodman, that was Freeman.
Were you skiing in the Alps?
You don't find a stranger in the alps
You see what happens?
I thought he was an alcoholic
can be a fun drunk
Not everyone is an asshole when they're drunk.
Not everyone is an asshole whenever they're drunk.
FTFY
Are you drunk ?
TIL the difference between when and whenever.
Your statement was perfectly valid. I just wanted to imply the level of assholeness is more variable.
I am very fortunate in that I love to drink and alcohol makes me happy and friendly and silly. I have the potential to embarrass myself but almost no risk of terminating a friendship.
Same, except the hangxiety says something completely different. Don't drink much anymore.
Same. I just get real talkative and all my negative emotions leave my body (at least until hangover time comes around). By contrast when I'm sober I'm usually very quiet and stay out of the conversation. Drinking fairly regularly for two decades now I've never had a "drunk asshole" moment like a lot of people seem to do. Even when I've gotten into arguments and things like that. I just don't get angry.
My brother's first roommate was an alcoholic. First time I saw him sober it completely caught me off guard cause he was so much fun to be around when he was drunk, but a completely normal and boring dude while sober.
I hope he got the help he needs.
So? Some of the best men I have known were alcoholics.
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