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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I had a similar experience, except I said "you're the guy from Big Lebowski!" and he said yep and then smashed my car windows with a crowbar.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I just wanna let him know that I liked Speed Racer and thought it was a fun and unique movie.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

That wasn't Goodman, that was Freeman.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't find a stranger in the alps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You see what happens?