And riots too

Wait until OP learns about the chaebol system ~~or Nintendo~~

Edit: I was ~~drunk~~ confusing Nintendo with something it isn't, I was wrong

Me: Man, that's a pretty nice line of printers you have.

Brother: Thanks!

Me: Hey, you don't happen to know where I can get a nice sewing machine do you?

Brother: You're not going to believe this...

Me: Man, that's a pretty tasty beer.

Coors: Thanks!

Me: Hey, you don't happen to know where I can get precision ceramics for aerospace and medical applications do you?

Coors: You're not going to believe this...

My coworker at Siemens was completing the trifecta: Ball, Cummins, Siemens. The perfect career trajectory

The US government casually approaching heatshield fabrication company ltd. asking them to make nuclear warheads for the price of a gazillion dollars.

Government contract work is a funny thing.

Is there a Lemmy for polishing mason jars into lenses yet?

I need a pepper mill from the company that invented it Peugeot: I got you, buddy I also need a shitty car that breaks down all the time Peugeot: You're not gonna believe this

Me: pour me a guiness, please

Bartender: here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

Video

Yamaha coming up their their products

Me: I need some tires.

Michelin: No problem, anything else?

Me: I don't suppose you know where I can get a list of the best restaurants in the world?

Michelin: You're not gonna believe this.