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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
> notice that this was a memory of mom from childhood
> super memory power unlocked.gif
> start taking notes of the memory details before taking the forget pill
> now have full cook-book of mom's
> eat mom's cuisine every weekend
> sweet nostalgia 
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
  1. get raw chicken
  2. cook to internal temp of 30 degrees fahrenheit
  3. enjoy your burger!
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Feels sad man.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

that girl must be 35 by now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Don't worry! Charles has the baby.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

What's what from? They made a blank post.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

A Beautiful Mind, 2001 movie starring Russel Crowe. It's pretty good

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Cool guys take haloperidol just sayin'

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Risperidone, sold under the brand name Risperdal among others, is an atypical antipsychotic[2] used to treat schizophrenia and bipolar disorder,[2] as well as irritability associated with autism.[9] It is taken either by mouth or by injection (i.e., subcutaneous or intramuscular).[2] The injectable versions are long-acting and last for 2–4 weeks.[10]

Also, the side effects include something called Tardive dyskinesia (TD)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Tardive dyskinesia

Sounds about right for 4chan

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whatever you may want, you do not want tardive dyskinesia.

Tardive dyskinesia (TD) is a disorder results in involuntary repetitive body movements, which may include grimacing, sticking out the tongue or smacking the lips.

And that’s just to start.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardive_dyskinesia?wprov=sfti1#

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

How apt. I was once prescribed this poison and took it for a few weeks, during which I felt decidedly 'tarded.