this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just get a boi-ning after pill

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

*paraglided

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago

Reddit be like

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