What the fuck did I just read?
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"
Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return
Dad?
Many such cases!
There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.
The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.
Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.
Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary
Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.
They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.
Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?
It's a pretty old screenshot.
Can anyone translate to more common terms?
he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion
fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me
A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...
A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.
This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they're saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can't erase facts.
Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.
I...what?
What's going on with the image
4chan being 4chan.
That's not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot
Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?
presumably to censor the femboy porn
Right, but the answer is "somebody drew over it".
At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?
There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.
They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now
It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.
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he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh
ISHYGDDT
fgsfds
Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv
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