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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

What the fuck did I just read?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

It's a pretty old screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they're saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can't erase facts.

Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's going on with the image

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

presumably to censor the femboy porn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Right, but the answer is "somebody drew over it".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

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