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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

At the helm, Captain Beercules.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

“Ample nacelles” - Montgomery Scott

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I feel like those have to be empty or you'd be doing a permanent wheelie. Empty kegs are surprisingly light.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes but they are still heavy enough that you feel them. It is the sketchyest ride I had on this bike so far.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh for sure. I meant surprisingly light compared to when they are full, that's still a lot of weight on a bicycle. Cool af though. Bet you made a lot of friends that day. 😄

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

They are facing the wrong way, you won't get any thrust forward from the beerjet with them facing the front.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Ahh that's why I get confused looks from all the people along the road.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, Geordi can reverse the polarity, or something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Warp drives move space, not ships. So space needs to get push backwards relative to the ship.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Not if you modulate the warp field dynamics with an inverted neutrino beam. Hmph someone clearly didn’t pay attention in Professor O’Brien’s Warp Field Theory class at the academy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here i am being silly and drinking my beers at bar stops along the way. This guy is Q brained bringing his beer on the go.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

For the party animal who looks and a beer hat and thinks, "I can do better."