NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
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This is what I picture mall cop warfare looks like.
~~Self Propeled Artillery~~ Recoil Propelled Tuk-Tuk
A wheel rolls over the fields of clover.
LOL meanwhile Russians are riding actual golf carts into combat.
what timeline is this.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2024/03/22/russias-golf-cart-troops-dont-stand-a-chance/
I love that Forbes says: "We've built up enough clout around the financial world for today. Time to troll just a lil beety beet...." Good work, bros! My dad still reads your stuff every morning! He's been subscribed since you printed on sheepskin, keep it up. Salute.
Danes should hire Indian rickshaw drivers. Putin would start shitting in his pants.
WELCOME BRIGADOR
Now bring that to World of Tanks. Or War Thunder.
They deploy this vehicle in rough terrain because if it gets stuck the gunner can pick it up and put it on his shoulders and carry it across the obstacle.
How is this not credible?
The 2nd strongest armed force in Ukraine is using anything and everything to convince the world that they still have operating armored vehicles for war. The Telegraph pod "Ukraine: The Latest" just confirmed yesterday that the Russians have covered their last T-90 in a big, badly welded metal box that prevents them from firing their T-90's main weapon. But golf carts are funny, too. Laugh with us, it's ok!
Tuk tuk? Don't you disrespect the Ape Piaggio!
Also known as apixedda where i live
Piaggio Ape* you don't say Golf VW, do you?
Piaggio Ape doesn't sound well in Italian. Ape Piaggio rolls much better.
That's exactly what we do in Italy. Call it Piaggio Ape and you'll get quite a few puzzled stares.
Italy? Is that what you call South Switzerland?
Well, TIL i guess:D
I remember driving around in my grandma's Corolla Toyota...
Fear the mighty Ape 50
i'd put the just cause 2 tuk tuk against any video game vehicle
I'm impressed that the tuk tuk seems to withstand the recoil of the MG3.
I imagine if you try firing from anything other than in line with the tuktuk, it falls over.
Just line up an enemy behind it and watch it recoil them into the Kuiper Belt?
I raise you the bicycle units.
I mean I don't want to carry that thing + ammo.
Is this a technical?
No. The driver is in front of the chamber so it's a bullpup.
Yes. I'd go so far as to say it still would be with just two wheels.
Technically yes
This is a cruise missile.