this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
997 points (98.5% liked)

Science Memes

10842 readers
2319 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
997
Ideal Shrek Zone (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
28 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
all 31 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I'd rather go out to Wayne's World if it's going to be Mike Myers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dyeing instantly would be preferable imo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My preferred death would be something so utterly absurd that people would talk about it for decades afterward.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

So like the one jar guy?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Some of our best shitposting artists are over 60, don't forget.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Except we now know the sub imploded, and they were killed instantly. Apparently they dropped ballast seconds before the implosion, so they must have seen or heard something.

Also, the US armed forces have a bunch of undersea microphones to listen for Russian subs, and they knew what had happened immediately, and told the crew on the support vessel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmlNyu-E1U

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Cannabis products: "amiajoketoyou?.jpg"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Why am I suddenly experiencing the works of Shrekspear?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

You've just been made a moderator of shrekland.net

Congrats!

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago

A Transcendent Shrexperience

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess you could say somebody once told him...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's all ogre....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Let me live in the Ideal Shrek Zone

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

May we all be blessed enough to experience the joy of the Ideal Shrek Zone so we can bask in His oniony wisdom.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I feel like I have been in the Ideal Shrek Zone for years :(

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wasn’t that an implosion and therefore instantaneous?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think I read recently that they had dropped their weights something like 45 minutes before the implosion. Seemingly indicating that they knew something was wrong and were trying to resurface. 🤔

Either way, not enough for a full Shrek movie. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (Sorry if it's too soon)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It was much less than that, only a few seconds.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They knew something was wrong for 45 entire minutes? Every new piece of information about that submersible awakens fresh nightmares, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it did ominous cracking noises during those 45 minutes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Very likely.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Yes, but that just increased the speed at which their IQ was dropping.