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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I can't quit Alpha Centauri because "Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you"

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

I'm still stuck in Doom.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago

I wear that achievement as a badge of honor. We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That sounds like a dick move on the part of the developers, I'd wonder if I really want to keep playing the game after that.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Lollipop Chainsaw has another. "Accidentally" maneuvering the camera to upskirt the main character.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That one sounds a bit more deserved.

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I never saw that character in the game, but there are dozens of other reasons to hate Metro 2033.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I quite liked all the people complaining about 'unrealistic' Russian accents, and every single character in the game is voiced by a native speaker. Many lols. Bit like people complaining about Yvonne Strahovski's 'phoney' Australian accent playing Miranda in Mass Effect.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Not OP, but my only gripe was it scared the shit out of me lol

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the context of this to me?

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago

In the beginning when you explore one of the starting areas you can encounter a prostitute who offers herself for cheap. If you agree, she tells you to follow her into some backroom. However, there is a giant dude waiting inside who knocks you unconscious and takes all your money (it's scripted, you can't escape this fate once you enter the backroom).

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Missed out on the 2 hour refund policy anon. Could’ve got your money back.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately for anon, Steam didn’t start doing refunds until 2015

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's because of refunds they stopped accepting Bitcoin a few years later

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Due to the unstable exchange rate? Or what was the reason?

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Far cry 4, wait when bad guy said to wait for him. Ending credits play.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's 4

3 was Vas. He hated you.

4 was the flamboyant guy. He actually liked you at the beginning, and you betray his trust by jumping out the window

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

FC5 also has the option to finish the game in a couple of minutes if you do what the antagonist asks. Don't remember what exactly it was, leave with your team, I believe.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait, I'll look up the answer and return with an update.

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