this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The second part is in the sign of everyone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That seems more like the sign of The Simp.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not even from the US and recognized Nevada.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Really? I see the Michelin Man, but made out of slabs of meat.. or cabbage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Think you have it backwards? They romance and get gold from their target, not pay for the option to romance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, debonairs. I misunderstood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hookers and blackjack are sigma traits not simp bro.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Simp vs simp in denial