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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19046110

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said he isn’t buying all that Democratic “joy” on display at this past week’s Democratic National Convention in Chicago during a Sunday appearance with Jake Tapper on CNN’s State of the Union.

During their conversation, Tapper brought up the “disciplined” and “well-produced” DNC this week that, as the journalist put it, “conveyed patriotism and unity.” Graham didn’t see it that way.

“Well, I didn’t see what you saw,” Graham told Tapper with a laugh. “If you’re a Republican, you saw a hate fest. You saw a hate fest full of insults.”

“Americans are not joyful when they go to the gas station and fill up their car,” he continued. “They’re not joyful when they make their mortgage payment. They’re not joyful when they go to the grocery store. People are hurting, and this whole joy love fest doesn’t exist in the real world.”

To bolster his claim, Graham pointed to the gas prices, the state of the border, and inflation during Donald Trump’s presidency when “the world was not on fire.”

He's either lying or what he said gives us a look into his shitty perspective of the world. Either way such a miserable and pathetic existence.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

to be fair, I've heard that being in the closet your whole life can really drag you down.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Who knew that a person from a party of lies and doublespeak, a party set on a warpath of subjugating those they don't like, a party creating hypocrite rules that they themselves don't follow unless convenient would not want to admit to the existence of happy emotions. They're so caught up in a web of bullshit that they have no concept of which way is up, right, or good, let alone happy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The inevitable result of republican policies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago

First time I have ever agreed with this bastard.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lindsey Graham shouldn’t exist in the real world.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Very interesting trailer. Of course Meg Ryan. Is it any good as a film?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

So this question kind of made me go down a bit of a rabbit hole, but this really captures my feelings. https://www.rogerebert.com/features/how-we-choose-our-favorite-film-and-why-mine-is-joe-vs-the-volcano

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yes. there are a few references in it that people should get. all the scenes before joe leaves for the volcano are meme-worthy. me and a buddy still laugh about this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMARnSUCoYY

"dingy!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tom Hanks in an 80s comedy (came out in 90 close enough) is usually worth it, I only watched it once a number of years ago. It wasn't overly memorable but I recall enjoying it well enough. There was probably jokes I wasn't paying attention enough to notice. However when you add Meg Ryan with Hanks you can't really go wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Doesn't it have like 3 Meg Ryans in it? Doesn't she play like three different characters?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I saw it in theaters as a kid. It was good, but I don't really remember the plot since I haven't seen it since then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

One of my favorites, but ymmv.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What a sad statement from someone it is all too easy to believe actually thinks such a thing.

Lindsey Graham may be the most miserable person in congress.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's a "lifelong bachelor" 🙄, not allowing himself to experience true happiness with another person of his choosing according to his orientation out of the knowledge that he would be ostracized by his colleagues, voted out of office, and would lose his livelihood. He chose capitalism and power at the expense of his own joy, so he can go ahead and be as miserable as he wants to be for all I care.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He just hasn’t found a woman who has what he wants, which is a penis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Plenty of women with penises out there.

... maybe none that'd touch Lindsey, but he did that to himself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

As a guidance, we should just not allow politicians to complain without having a detailed solution in hand. Give the seats to the people who can and are willing to get shit done. If you want to complain in public office, make sure you have the plan, funding, resources etc in place.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems like the problem with the republicans, or any religious conservative for that matter, is that because their rules (that they chose to follow) don't allow them to have fun, or that theyre dead inside as a result of those rules, no one else is allowed to live a live outside of those rules.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

"Puritanism — The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." — H L Mencken

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Errrrrrr…………………

^somebody get this man out of the building^

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's because everywhere he goes, he sucks the joy out of the room.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

That explains the republican mindset so well. If joy doesn't exist in the world, you're not taking it from others when you spread your misery.

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