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Tweet by Laura Loomer reading:

Alligator lives matter.

The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we gt started now.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Literally calling to imprison and murder millions of Americans based on their ethnicity.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

Literal call for genocide.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago

Laura just called for the murder of 65 million people. Should we not do something about this? Something which removes her ability to ever influence anyone again? She's a clear and present danger to millions of Americans

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

65 million is just a hair under one fifth of the population of the country. That's a lot.

They're trying to make white the majority again.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Imagine what happrns to a nation struggling with a 4.2% unemployment rate if they suddenly fed almost 20% of the population to alligators. Mexico would ironically face massive immigration and refugee issues as the economy and society up north collapsed on itaelf until adjusted over the next decade,

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She is the reason why people think that woman can't be funny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Unfunny politicians and sexist idiots can both exist

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m sure alligators don’t discriminate, so we should start with Nazi Loomer, and move on down the line.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Let’s not get into animal abuse, the wood chipper is good enough for her.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I don’t think so poorly of alligators that I think they make that kind of distinction, gators being gators and all. No, I’ll let the gators decide if they want to eat fascism for breakfast and shit it out into the swamps; if they ignore it, then we can use the chippers. Nature finds a way to use its own worst, and I am not one to stand in nature’s way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Animals, as humans, are already full of micro plastic. Eating Loomer would be the nail in the coffin plastic wise

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I understand a good chunk of this voter block were Trump voters. I hope they understand what they voted for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the sick part is, they understood and did it with intention.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

"No you see im one of the good ones" -person who leopard ate face

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

God, she's so hateable. It's honestly impressive.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Laura just wants to prove herself to her idol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Closer to eleven actually.

Also, 21600 World Trade Center attacks.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She's probably framing her argument to include more than just Latinos. She probably wants anyone who isn't a white Christian cis conservative fed to the gators.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When you get your genocidal emperor from wish.com

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Heard her called "Temu Jigsaw", and I haven't stopped repeating it. And not just her.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's going to be a lot more than 65 million people

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ya gotta start somewhere

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but they've already shown they are woeful at basic counting and math. Look at how Bondi was claiming their crackdown was going to save billions of Americans from fentanyl.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 5 days ago (3 children)

jesus christ these people are fucked in the head. evil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Not with the right tool. A drill would be a good start.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

I simply wish the abhorrent and evil shit they wanted to do to immigrants happened to them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How many MAGAs are there to feed the gators?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Good news, the gators will have an even bigger feast.

77.3M

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

The gators would get sick.